The Grandfather Paradox

The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.

Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

The Maxvita Paradox

The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita

"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"

"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"

by Emkii June 13, 2023

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

Cheeseburger in Paradise

A fun song Jimmy Buffett wrote after having a mishap at sea, causing him and his crew extra days out on the water. They had nothing to eat but canned food and peanut butter. Once they reached land, they headed to the first burger joint they found, and had themselves a feast. Being stuck out at sea with only those items of food, then finding a burger joint on land, was the inspiration behind Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I love Jimmy Buffett’s song “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.

by DDMGoBlue September 5, 2023

Shaun's Paradox

A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.

"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox

by Jraves October 24, 2023

paladin

In WOW)a class that can be the most versitile class in the game if people learned to diversify abilities.
some believe it to be overpowered,because they can in situatins be indistructable,some believe underpowered,because if you play conservativly with a paladin you become one dimensional,and despite your unbelievable power can be destroyed.

In real life or any other game,a holy warrior protector of faith named after athene the goddess of protection
(the root word pal comes from "pallas athene" a name that athene often went under.

When a good WOW Paladin joins a group they will hear "wow I didnt know Paladins could do that" almost every single time.
When a lame Paladin plays they can only heal,use 1 aura per fight(sometimes 1 aura per lifetime)use 1 seal type,and either poorly mismanage mana,or never use any at all.

by artemisathena September 22, 2006

whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok January 11, 2009