Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023

Politics

The fighting game where both sides are stupid and annoying as fuck. Multiple friendships have been broken due to this game.

politics
John: Hey Josh im gonna choose red team.
Josh: Fuck you

by LxrdWykea October 28, 2023

Nepo Baby Politics

When nepo babies ruin policy or foreign policy for the rest of us.

Examples:
Bush Cousin helping Bush Son get elected in Florida.

Lord Balfour making ilegal promises or 'gentlemen's agreements' that he had no legitimacy making.
Caligula.

What a shit show. That's nepo baby politics for ya.

by EAT MY BIG HAIRY GDP November 13, 2023

Political kidnapping

Taking someone away for Plutical gang

I think they are political kidnapping her

by 459395 April 4, 2023

Political Detransitioner

A person who has detransitioned and now takes part in advocating for anti-transgender legislation (typically gender-affirming care restrictions) or against transgender movements and rights. Sometimes this is strictly for political reasonings or revulsion against gender-affirming care providers or transgender people.

A political detransitioner came to testify in support of an anti-gender-affirming care bill.

by BLKTRNSLIVESMTTR April 16, 2023

Political Party

Something that ruins societies.

EVERYONE RUN, A POLITICAL PARTY IS COMING!

by MarioKiller23 May 6, 2023

Politely catcalling

Catcalling but instaed of commenting on the persons body or making a sexually suggestive remark, the caller compliments her on his or her skills or character traits in a positive light.

“Hey girl, you look like you know how to take care of your plants!” Said Ben, politely catcalling a young woman walking by.

“Hey girl you look like you know how to spell congratulations!”

by Hdgeusb345 May 9, 2023