beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 17, 2009

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 19, 2009

bulk beers

Drinking copious amounts of the alcoholic beverage beer

Bulk beers at mine tonight

by Ourking69 November 11, 2013

Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.

Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.

by oidrtybtrd June 22, 2010

beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors

Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!

by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010

Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.

Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."

by kazthepainter June 07, 2009