When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....
Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us
by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009
A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).
‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021
by William F March 24, 2016
You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 15, 2020
Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
by ling69 November 10, 2013
The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...
person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
person 2: How's that gonna help?
person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?
person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...
person 1: Shut up...
by Starshine101 November 14, 2008
by Shylo Sasakamoose April 14, 2008