Friend 1: So is that chick he hooked up with last night hot?
Friend 2: Let's just say she's not my type.
Friend 2: Let's just say she's not my type.
by The Widge July 22, 2008
a very banal archetype in the form of a famous person someone will use in order to join in on a conversation, despite the fact that they know nothing about said topic.
Soccer? Oh yeah, Lionel Messi! He's my boy!
Rock music? Oh yeah Dave Grohl is my boy!
Hockey? I love Sidney Crosby! He's my boy!
Pokemon? Pikachu is my boy! best one besides Charizard.
Cooking? Gordon Ramsay is my boy!
Nascar? I watch every race! Jeff Gordon is my boy!
Rock music? Oh yeah Dave Grohl is my boy!
Hockey? I love Sidney Crosby! He's my boy!
Pokemon? Pikachu is my boy! best one besides Charizard.
Cooking? Gordon Ramsay is my boy!
Nascar? I watch every race! Jeff Gordon is my boy!
by the verb to heh November 29, 2014
A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.
This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.
'In My Orifice' may also be used.
This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.
'In My Orifice' may also be used.
"In My Office" Shouts Manager
Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.
Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.
by Dave9756 January 15, 2006
What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'
Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
myspace used to be, for generally OLDER more MATURE well GROWN UP persons to meet new people because they are far too much of carpet munchers to go up to people on their own and resort to a computer to meet them, now it has come to the point where PREteeangers post personality quizs that they lied on, purposely use slutty pictures to attract older man the opposite of their color, write a bullshiting biography so people will (hopefully) find them cool and believe that it is some kind of secret replacment for livejournal even though they have no idea how to use the blogging tool, so they just comment their lives off, but mostly tell each other how hotottttt or sexxxiii or "pretty" each other are, just so they like each other, even though in the back of their minds they are just saying, "that bitch is so hideous" and so they post this shit all over the internet, they are dumb enough to make one, and they are even dumber to think that the internet they post iton only their gay bag friends view even though the entire school reads it, so you approach this hideous piece of shit and say, "hey i have seen your myspace" and they go, "WHAT WHO ARE YOU!?!?! YOU STALKER" and you say, "um it's public, that is not stalking" and then they realize ohhh yeahh like DUH!
OLD:
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"
NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
"Oh wow hey joe, nice to see you, I'm glad we found a way to keep in touch"
"yes that's rad, we should get together"
NOW:
*late night online randomly searching this trashbags and comes across a picture of an 8th grader wearing her underwear posing like a porn star*
"EW SICK I KNOW HER..*stares more* I SEE HER FUCKING NIPPLE!!!!!!"
*in school the next day coming across the girl in your algebra class*
"hey i saw your myspace over the weekend"
"UHM WHAT!?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
by Devereaux May 31, 2005
your first love, a person you will never not have at least some feels for. someone you cant stop loving no matter how much you try because they will always hold a special place in your heart.
by jbug12 March 18, 2018