Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Jam Pusher

The kind of person who makes several metric asstons of jam every year, turns up unannounced at your house with carrier bags of full jam-jars, then "accidentally" leave those bags at your house even though you've flatly refused any more bleedin' jam (which you had to do because all your cupboards are full of jam from them doing the same last year, and you couldn't even shift it on to anyone else because all *their* cupboards are full of jam).

Original coinage by Johnny Defective (Norwich, United Kingdom)

"I love seeing Auntie Doris, but she's a total jam pusher. I went to visit her once and when I got home I found a jar of raspberry marmalade in my handbag."

by Shinydan August 10, 2014

jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

Jiggy Jam

The way in which you shuffle your meat through the daily grind.

I'm javing a jazzy and jubilant Tuesday although it's filled with jalopys calling ruining my jiggy jam.

by Jazzy Jam September 18, 2018

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Wig Jam

The way a dude rocks his hair situation. Most likely referring to a trendy style such as the perm, mullet, fohawk, pompadour, etc.

Dude, last night at the club, my wig jam almost caught on fire from those dance moves.

by all4msp1 May 27, 2010

Facebook Jamming

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.

*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."

by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010