The Nation

A short form of the Dads Facebook group Dad Nation.

“Hey did you go on the Nation Today?”
“Of course I did. What do you think I’m a gaf?”

by Smithd33 March 19, 2019

April 18th: National April 11th redo day

If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"

by Beingst May 26, 2018

CEO of simp-nation

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu

Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

by floppy sausage April 23, 2008

national girls have to say yes to everything

girls can’t say no

“will you go out with me”
“n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”

by big johnnnyyyy November 4, 2020

National Library of Wales

One of the dying libraries in the UK.

We love good libraries.

Director is said to have had an affair with his former secretary who also knits in the library. The archive houses such records - or maybe just rumours? A weird guy is often seen there with glasses and an iPad, trying to make himself important because in fact, he is not. He has worked there for years, still attending Welsh classes. C'mon 'gwd boy', the ancient lingo is not that difficult! Dysgwch!

You can get married in the library now, you know?!

No concept. Twitter and Facebook pages - boring.

Must visit soon.

Need to check the internet for free at the National Library of Wales, maybe with the iPad.

by bombolom February 27, 2011

National Fortnite Day

The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.

National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!

by MuffinFarts February 3, 2019