mason

stupid boy that you will fall in love with for some ungodly reason

person 1: mason is so hot
person 2: yeah ig but hes a jerk
person 1: shutup hes hot

by nastyslut June 4, 2023

Mason

A guy with a fucking huge as cock who we all need to admire and fuck daily

1. "Mason has a huge dick"
2. "i'd ride all day long"

by PussioFamalam September 6, 2023

mason

he is so nice and tastey lemme fu ck him ugkly ahhh bojug

jaskbuscviyf

mason is hot

by ertyunesto September 27, 2022

William Henry Mason

A world class wrestler, this guy will give you the chills. He's not the tallest, but boy oh boy does he make up for it in other areas!

Girl 1- Have you met William Henry Mason?
Girl 2- Yeah he was okay.
Girl 1- Oh, he must not have introduced you to Big Will.

by georgey1357 February 2, 2013

Mason

A white fluffy dog

Mason is super cute and awsome and a fluffy dog

by gokuplayslive February 3, 2022

The Mason Crosby

A euphemism for the toilet, this phrase does not need to be Mason Crosby specifically, but rather any American football kicker.

Hey where’s the Mason Crosby?
Hang on a sec lads, I’ve gotta hit the Dan Bailey.

Damn burritos, I was in and out of the Justin Tucker all night last night.

by Amityville Whorer March 28, 2021

Mason-mex-igger gender

This gender is a form of a person identifying as black and Mexican gone wronger. This person is typically thin and a blank space taking up mass on earth. They are a flub molecule that is both Mexican and "Wigger." Slowly, over time, their physical form will decay, and their mass will take up so big of a circumference that it could concave into a big dark hole. If ever coming across this unique breed of Mason-mex-igger, do treat them with overall fat shaming, as they find this a love language showing "them" appreciation. They will then respond with an interesting and unique type of communication typically freaking the other person out.

"Hey you wombass-sized wigger!" - Joel
"You're so poochie banyana and swole!" - Mason-mex-igger gender
"Wtf!" - Joel
"You are definitely an interesting breed." - Joel

by Mr. Tinkleberry January 26, 2025