horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

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Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

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A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.

My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

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Crazy Horse

Best bar in Singapore, full of top quality Eye Candy, all desprate to let you play with them.

Mr B is drinking in the Crazy Horce again ..........

by BigDipper November 6, 2003

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horse knuckle

An extremely large bulge protruding from the female genital area while she is wearing pants. Also see camel toe.

This nasty chick at the bar had a really big horse knuckle and i couldnt stop staring at it.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

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Dark Horse

A sexual act where one naked man sits on another mans hairy back in the riding position and jerks him off from underneath, and just before climaxing the 'horse' is forced to neigh and the 'jockey' shits all down his back, making a tail.

"Yo Steve we're doing the dark horse tonight."

"Please noo..."

"Please yes big boy"

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

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