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fake ass hoes

“A collection of 2+ hoes that display unrelenting distrust and unworthiness. As a group they show no signs of genuine loyalty or authenticity, they’ll hype you up to your face and go ghost when it actually matters. Masters of performative support and selective memory when convenient.”
Ebi and Ma refused to comment on my hairstyle after I asked for their opinions, those are some fake ass hoes.
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When a girl says you have hoes 

It means she thinks you’re handsome.
You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
Don't dress up for hoes by R. Lethe February 19, 2025