cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.

Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'

by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Hipster Cut

A common hipster haircut where the sides of the head are cut short while the top is left long. The long portion of the hair is then combed back or to the side using hair products. A long beard is grown to complement the hair.

Hipster walks into a barber shop: Hey man give me the Hipster Cut.

by inshadow4 August 3, 2015

Mexican Hipster

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!

Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?

Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?

Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.

by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015

hipster adjacent

(1) Someone who appears to be a hipster due to clothing, mannerisms, and cultural preferences, but in fact is not a hipster due to being very successful and happy in a corporate job.
(2) A corporate hipster.

Me: "want to meet up in Wicker Park later and talk about open source software?" Hipster Adjacent Friend: "No, tonight isn't good, I want to get carryout from Wasabi and need to commit and push the new code update to my fork in GitHub before midnight."

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

Hipster Doodle

Intentionally poor handwritten type, or child like drawings, spawned from the ironic, high-brow and self important counter culture referred to as 'the hipsters'. Predictably used for t-shirt art, album covers of indy bands, quirky movies and TV-shows

The handwritten type used for the movie "Where the wild things are", "Juno" etc.

The child-like or intentionally poor drawings used for bands like "Radiohead", "Animal Collective" etc.

Its all hipster doodle.

by Lap Flounder June 29, 2011

ethics hipster

An ethics hipster is a tool who pretends to salute the idea of free expression, but will happily try to censor you if your expression runs counter to their rigid, narrow and wholly predictable assumptions about life.

You seen that fat ugly dyke Lena Dunham? She's an ethics hipster.

by bigwoody7623 August 7, 2017