For The Win+Win+Win

Rare situation where a seemingly no-win scenario is reframed, redefined and represented, usually through the adjustment of multiple rules sets, until a greater than believed solution appears whereby all parties experience a more than satisfactory outcome provided they can recognize it.
Person 1: I love two people lol my friend who’s always there for me and supports my dreams and the friend I’ve been with, lived with and paid the rent for. What do I do?
Person 2: Whoa - Two options the best and the scrub. Gnarly.
Person 1: yeah either way I’m toast.
Person 2:No way! Right now you’re toast. you carry the scrub. Scrub for the Win, and you Lose-Lose. No bueno. Trust me. Marry the best person you ever met and fuck the scrub For The Win+Win+Win. You know we wouldn’t be here if he didn’t want it, and he wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t right.
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A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 29, 2021
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For Win

For Windows. Windows is a product of Microsoft.
by Apricum July 08, 2019
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pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap
'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020
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WINNED

when a yung fly nicca like me beat lee in 8ball
me: *wins 8ball*
lee: “you suck
me: how ? i just WINNED
by FlyNiccaFrmOakland June 15, 2023
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quick-win

Said by someone who is promoting their idea. Normally it will be done by someone else with normal speed
John: This could be a quick-win.
Beth: And how do we plan to do it?

John: You do it, not me.

Beth: You are a dick!
by random citizen June 14, 2019
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Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.
by Teh Nibblorz September 09, 2010
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