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Philadelphia High-Five

The act of receiving 5 fingers (usually clenched) directly into the face as a welcoming gesture into a notoriously bad and dangerous neighborhood. This is usually followed up by continous kicking as you fall to the ground.
Frank: Damn bro, it looks like you got mugged! What happened to your face?

Tom: Oh this? I was walking my girlfriend home and three kind gentlemen welcomed me to the neighborhood with a good old fashioned Philadelphia High-Five.

Frank: People these days, so friendly now.
by DJ Rewind. February 24, 2011
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one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls
I finally have got my one by five
by Royce July 4, 2016
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Low five

Mary gave Joe a low five in the back row of the movie theatre.
by Ericg007 January 18, 2008
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Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
by Wandymon October 2, 2007
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It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.
Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"
by pynchonian October 30, 2014
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guy-five

The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>
by Bryceter July 28, 2007
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Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010
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