Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.

"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."

by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022

Edward George Morschel

Literally the inventor of sex. menace, very good at PVP. get good bozos. Is very hot and loves little kids. The arch enemy of Steve Kerr and Al-Qaeda. Got a 5.59 K/D on Cod Modern Warfare

Edward George Morschel is a menace and he is beautiful

by SpecialEd7211 August 16, 2022

Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.

Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!

by Tw.girl December 19, 2018

Bill Edwards

This guy has a fat cock. It's 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. He's kind of a bitch sometimes.

Yo! Bill Edwards! Come over here and show them your dick.

by Snakemanman November 1, 2020

Edward

Edward has big dick and is the best person you can meet, such a good person always have him around.

OMG it Edward

by Dexter13 October 1, 2021

Bill Edwards

This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.

Oh fuck run its Bill Edwards!

by Snakemanman November 1, 2020

Edward

A guy who spends more time with his parents 200 miles away than with his friends.

I bet Edward’s going home for thanksgiving.

by 4RCH4N63L November 22, 2021