Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.

Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.

by J_123456 February 20, 2017

lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.

"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."

by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Lofthouse Cookies

Those really good soft cookies that everyone loves but has no idea how to make.

Also known as, "Those really good sugar cookies."

Ron- Man, those lofthouse cookies mom bought were the best.

by TDIDDy12 June 27, 2016

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

Personality cookies

Personality cookies are sugar cookies that are cut into various shapes and sizes and are typically decorated with frosting and candies. Traditionally the look or “personalities” of these cookies are related to the holiday season.

Hey! wanna help me make some personality cookies?, What do you want to make our personality cookies look like?, Do you want any personality cookies when we watch jingle all the way?

by dorle December 9, 2020

Cookie Carver

A newly formed racial slur thats used for asian people as it originates from a popular netflix Korean series called “Squid Game” where theres a challenge where contestants had to carve out a shape from a honeycomb carefully as to not break the shape in order to avoid getting eliminated (killed).

John 1: Hey bro, have you ever wanted to travel to Korea?
John 2: Nah bro, because I don’t like those Cookie Carvers over there

by Fim-Fompples November 5, 2021