gun control

The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of

"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.

by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022

control

homeschooling

Parent to Other Person: "I homeschool my kids."
Other Person to Parent: "Oh, you mean to say you wish to exert maximum control over every single facet of your offspring's youth?"
Parent: "Ya, that's actually fair to say."

by marutimaruti January 7, 2024

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024

the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.

you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.

by anonymous disliker of cod. March 3, 2011

Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.

There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.

by Maser vinz November 8, 2022

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.

by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022

Controlling

I'm not going to do it even if I'm being pushed. And because I AM... If the pushing doesn't stop an I am not treated at the level of the individual (which includes getting the credit I deserve) I'm just going to murder a random kid and kill myself. It isn't all that complicated. I'm going to control what happens to one of your kids. It IS going to happen.

Hym "Wrong. No, the controlling is the result of the cognitive dissonance that stems from the misalignment between the abstract representation of of 'Child' or 'A good child' and the behavior of the actual person. That's your inability to accept your child for what they are and your desire to be the author of the story you tell about your child. But that literally isn't going to matter for one of your children. They are going to be a tertiary character in the story of how YouTube tried to rally against someone who threatened your kids and went on to create AI and either got the credit any due compensation for his contribution OR murder a child and killed himself. Keep that same attitude after I get the credit."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025