Slovokian chunks

Slovokian Chunks is the act of a male or female vomiting on a male's penis, and then performing oral sex in the process of cleaning it up. Slovokian chunks refers specifically to the act of vomit being eaten off of a males penis, and therefore slovokian chunks can not be performed on a female. Traditionally, the person who vomits on the penis eats the vomit off.

This is a sexual act with quite a lot of variations, because of all the different food you can eat. Different foods can change the taste of the vomit. It is not recommended to eat overly spicy food, as it could burn the penis an awful lot.

Guy 1
That bitch ate ice cream, and then vomited all over his dick in his car right outside dairy queen.
Guy 2
That slovokian chunks must've been cold. Needless to say, it was probably his last day at dairy queen.

Guy 1
After smelling horse shit, she vomited all over his horse jockey penis, but then ate it off.
Guy 2
That 6 foot tall horse jockey probably enjoyed that slovokian chunks.
Guy 3
Even if he did live in a trailer.

by Oh captain my captain March 19, 2010

Chink Muppet

A Chink Muppet can be alot of fun to have around but they are a person who can never be trusted. Once a Chink Muppet is in your house, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! If you are somewhat of a cool, funny, talented, smart and/or good looking person, the Chink Muppet will quickly begin to see themselves as an inadequate human being. These feelings are 100% valid. To combat these feelings, the Chink Muppet will attempt to remove objects from your house and leave them in your back lane. Some favorite objects to remove from your house include: your guitar; your dishes(clean or dirty); your girlfriend. ***!!!BEWARE OF CHINK MUPPET!!!***

"Chink Muppet! You stole my full pack of cigarettes again! And why the fuck do you keep putting all my wine glasses on top of my neighbors tent trailer??! Amy? ...Hey baby... you there.... ?...DAMN YOU CHINK MUPPET!!"

by exfriendly August 3, 2009

chink

when there are weak spots in your armor

oh yeah its also basically the nword but for asians, commonly used by unfunny white 12 year olds that think they're the absolute peak pinnacle of comedy.

"man I got some bad chinks in my armor"
"bro don't say that, that's racist"

by bruhburbger September 19, 2020

chink-eyed

when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers!

Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!

by Duffy sistahz August 29, 2006

chinked

The situation that arises when one is so high off of marijuana that they can't open their eyes.

"Those three bowls of kief got me chinked"

"I wish I could watch the game but I'm chinked"

"I usually wear sunglasses when I'm chinked"

by FreeDubsacksForEveryone February 7, 2013

chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

by Elkdog June 30, 2009

chunkasaurus

An extremely large person older than 40 (dinosuar age) that tends to see themselves as young and hot. Also tend to be very touchy and feeley when around person of the opposite sex. Sometimes when drinking gender doesnt matter.

(teen girl to other teen girl) Hey, did you see that chunkasaurus trying to pick me up? SUPER CREEPY!!

by squatasaurus June 14, 2011