chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.

Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.

by darwinshell January 6, 2022

Chav

A (usually) british girl with huge lips that have lipstick the same colour as their skin, they have EVERYTHING in their handbags and have HUGE eyebrows (usually the cause of eyebrow filler)

NOT AFRAID TO SNAPBACK AT U, BE CAREFUL!

oh she's definitely a chav for sure

by ppeteerrrr February 16, 2023

p chav

Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.

“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”

by A man who knows too much. December 3, 2020

Chav

Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side

what's up with her eyebrows?

she's a chav.

by kaycies gorgeous 💗 March 21, 2023

chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.

"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"

by Macdonald's November 13, 2017

Chav

A chav is a person who wears 95s just like lee j lowdon

“Look at that chav wearing 95s! Ew”

by Snsksjs November 23, 2018

chav's

chav's are people who wear urban clothing can be considered wanna be's..occasionally hang out in fastfood places...or malls..diong nothing..usually white ppl...

mom-hey honey what'd you do today..??
kidd-went to mcd's
mom-thats all and with who?
kidd-me an freinds
mom-what did yo do there
kidd-sit and chill
mom--thats all wait with who?wait...
narrator(kidd left room)
obviouseley chav's hang at mc's

by 1#chavwhoisawesomebtch.. September 20, 2010