Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

by Fastasfkonabike February 9, 2022

Dick chairs (Dick)

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick

Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020

chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass

Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID

by Bin there done that September 24, 2020

boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.

Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.

by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022

chair dent

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.

"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"

"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."

by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024

chair cloth

What my dad calls a blanket on a chair.

"Hey, grab me that chair cloth."
"What the heck is a chair cloth?"

by Pieperson87 December 25, 2016

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011