Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.

That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.

by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025

Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.

by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022

Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

Carl

Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone

Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025

By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE

Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)

by anonymous April 4, 2025