pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.

Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.

by Mrci December 12, 2021

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Birth control

Nut in me.

I got birth control😏

by BIG5S19 September 10, 2020

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keyboard (look down to see this)

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by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

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Controlled Rager

A Rager party that is limited to the amount of people due to the person throwing down not wanting to have the rager get out of hand. However, it is still an awesome rager party

"Dude im glad we kept that a controlled rager because i still feel like shit from that night

by red123451 July 28, 2011

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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.

If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020

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