Brian

A big lipped bastard living in his grand mother's basement being rude on the internet to others.

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.

by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.

“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian”

by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

Brian

Swears he is big body and also thinks he has a 8 pack.

Wow Brian swears he's big body

by yxung_turd February 1, 2019

Brianing

The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.

You were brianing so hard last night.

by Fbleroux April 19, 2018

brian jean

A good lookin dude who just simply gets the pussy. He gets it here, he gets it there, he gets it everywhere. Always has more than one chick to keep it entertaining.

He's gettin the pussy! Must be a Brian Jean

by livinlarge007 May 28, 2016