Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

Blonde bitch

Malina, Malina is a blonde bitch.

"Look! It's the blonde bitch!!"

by Mr.poopyyyyy June 10, 2022

Blonde

A stupid person

That chick is definitely blonde because she packed up her stuff and right

by SteveYoung08 October 6, 2020

Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized

I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.

by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011

The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

by Evanafex January 31, 2023

Unhinged Blonde

She looks unreal almost like a doll. She’s perfect, she has big doe eyes, long light blonde hair. Her looks are deceiving she’s a reckless girl, she’s impulsive, flirty, fun, and bubbly but she’s fierce and strong and full of repressed emotions she’s who you call to find a party. she’s misunderstood.

“she’s a unhinged blonde”

by crazy blonde gf May 2, 2022