Tall blonde

A 16oz. Miller High Life beer in a bottle, visuallyreferring to its gold label. Latinos affectionately call them "guēras" which is street for a "fair-skinned", or "light-haired" girl.

Ex: "Barkeep, I'll have a tall blonde, please".

Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"

by JIW Dave February 3, 2022

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Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

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faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.

She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.

by LazyEva January 15, 2018

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long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

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Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009

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bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.

Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"

by Powerfoe May 22, 2024

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