fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

Lip Bandit

One who can't resist the urge to suck a cock. Your typical lip bandit, tends to be found in both rural and urban areas. Habitats include; public parks, "glory holes," restrooms, and most heavily wooded areas, not with held to national parks. These merciless succubus tend to congregate near a steady bass beat during down time. Should one encounter such a creature most Ex-bandits recommend approaching with caution. These uncouth mammals have a way of always covering their trails.

Person 1: "I caught that goddamned lip bandit you were with at that damned dollar general!!!"

Person 2: " I don't know what you're talking about..."

(Lip bandits are a lot like the Illuminati) See Illuminati.

by AfghaniRage May 11, 2014

bananna bandit

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

by ArseBandit432 July 25, 2016

cheeto bandito

Someone who steals your cheetos.

Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!

by Maccastarr July 11, 2017

tig biddies

you read that wrong

hey man i like tig biddies

by atlxs October 29, 2020

Cum Bending

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020