cover band

A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.

Dude, I hate cover bands!
That guy is a total douchebag.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

boy band

a group of lads- generally about 5, that think they can either sing about love (notice non of them are ever married as such) or can scream down the mic knowing little scrubby shites can wander around in scrubby hoodies preaching how fantastic murderdolls (etc) are HELL YEAH BABY- BONE EM.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Spanish Bandana

When getting an upside down blowjob and your nuts are resting on a womans eyes.

I had her wearing a Spanish Bandana all night long.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

Band Fag

a person that was once in the marching band who has graduated and come to every single band practice and game held.

J: Will that band fag go home?...she graduated last year..and needs to get a life.
D: I know man, they seem to have never graduated

by Extra-cool! January 2, 2008

England Band

Load of wankers who blow things

Ooh ah, ooh ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Band Kid

Austin Ryan Smith in South FL

Wow that Austin Ryan Smith fella is a band kid!!! He says “boii what are thoossee!?!? Respect the drip Karen oh it’s t pose Tuesday!!! Keanu reeves chungus!!!!

by Seattleboy54 May 27, 2020

Black Banded

A person usually girls who are not virgins, but have never had sex sober. They wear a single black band, or bracelet, on their upper right arm. Almost always some kind of an addict or user.

"Are you joking? Ive been black banded since I was 12"

by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009