Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009

Beer Speed

The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.

Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.

by Joe P May 24, 2004

Creamy Beer

A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.

It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.

Hey bro, I just made some creamy beer, want a taste.

by Zenithhhs July 31, 2021

Beer Karma

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.

Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.

If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.

Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"

Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"

by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

Day Beer

an alcoholic beverage, often brewed from barley and hops, that is consumed by a douchebag during the hours of sunlight.

Douchebag 1: What should be do in Williamsburg today?

Douchebag 2: Let's get a Day Beer.

by oidrtybtrd June 24, 2010