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Anal Beads

The best tasting meal when I wake up in the morning.
Mmmmmm... Anal Beads for breakfast.
by Chrispy March 23, 2004
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Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show
Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.
by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011
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Beads

Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.
"That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."
by James Michael Dawson November 19, 2007
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Brady

Usually a guy that has a husky build. Dirty blond or light brown hair, with blue or green eyes. Smells like ass a lot and tries to cover it up with manly smells, doesn't work. He thinks he will become a professional in something someday. He is wrong. He is a liar. Don't trust him. He looks like an FAS child, minus the small head because he has a huge head for all the thickness to go somewhere. He has creepy sexual addictions that most would find appalling, probably gets off on incest.
Hey, did you hear about the most recent sex offender moving into our neighborhood?

Yeah, his name is Brady. Keep your entire family away from him.
by joe j. boxer February 3, 2010
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brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady
I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007
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Beany Treat

Beany Treat(Bee-nee Treet) noun: a colloquial term used to describe a consumable, normally sweet, item consumed by a jamboy. To qualify as a beany treat, a jamboy needs to actively go out of his way to attain such an item.
Madeira cake, chocolate covered bananas, shortbread

"You've been a good Bean, now you can have a beany treat"
by Spudderoo May 5, 2006
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Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen
Don't be a beadle
by ms November 27, 2003
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