bird dogging

In sports, especially soccer, hockey, or basketball: not exerting much effort on the field, ice, or court except to wait for the ball or puck to come to you when your alone and have an easy shot at the goal or basket.

Bob is a lazy player but he has a lot of goals because he's bird dogging all of the time.

by LaskoVortex November 4, 2007

bird milk

n. Synonym for seamen.

She was covered in my bird milk. It was a little unsettling.

by King of Kock October 31, 2007

bird dog

a term referring to someone who screws up all the time

(Made popular by a kid who fucked up 5 times in a row doing the "bird dog" drill

"Hey Bird Dog! Get over here"

by BlackLavander December 21, 2007

Bird Burglar

UK: He who covets or steals another man's spouse (or 'bird' in the argot of UK working/underclass males).

Cuckold: My wife's gone off with my best mate, the bitch.
Cohort: Don't blame her, blame your mate! He's a right bird burglar that one.

by John of Gaunt April 22, 2009

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010

Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.

Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.

by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 12, 2010

Bird Beakin'

Press bare butt cheecks up against window, make sure some unsuspecting person is on the other side and the deficate (poop) just enough to leave a mark on the window then inhale the shit back into your butthole "bird beak"

Do it on a windshield when someone in the driver seat. Bird Beakin'

by Arome69/Dj June 15, 2012