Ash

The lad of the group, who although remains silent most of the time, will always have your back, is capable of imitating several accents to impress the ladies and ensure no one knows his true identity.

Has a huge cock but does not brag about this, instead uses it to the advantage of all the lads by bringing a topic of discussion when attempting to chat up girls, giving the other lads opertunity to start a discussion.

Always wave at an Ash when he's chatting to the ladies, it's normally your way in!

Lads to girls: you see my mate Ash, he lives in England now but is originally from Australia and has the biggest cock in the group bar-none.

by 01mp November 23, 2021

Ash

Ask someone at school if they know who Ash is.

Person: You know who Ash is?
Person 2: Who's ash?
Person: ASHIT IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A TOILET
Person 2: self-esteem shrinks into a particle

by Handle Deez Nuts Bitch August 23, 2021

Ash

Someone tired of your lame ego boost through Urban Dictionary; he believes you should start reconsider your life.

“If Ash would have seen someone jerking off, he would have gone to PornHub

by Ash_kemio November 22, 2021

Ash

A word for something or someone far better then perfection

“Her name is Ash, therefore she is better then perfect”

by PlutoMate February 15, 2022

ash

funniesy friend you’ll ever have. they can always cheer you up no matter how clinically depressed you are, they’ll always find a way to make you laugh. they’re someone that’s good at listening, maybe they won’t know how to help or give advice but they show that they’re listening and they show that they care about their friends. kind of a dumbass at times, but they’re appreciated

“ASH! DO NOT RUN ON THE STAIRS”

by niko_nova November 20, 2021

Ash Vegas

An ironic nickname used to refer to the small town of Ash Vale, Surrey, United Kingdom.

The council have set up two christmas lights in Ash Vegas this year! How extravagant

by MissMicallef January 11, 2019

Ashes

something you dont throw in Disney land because they just throw it out because they like having dead bodies in their trash👻

guy :hey did u throw ur grandmas ashes in disney land?
guy 2 :yea why
guy :oh shi well shes just gonna be in the trash now yk that right?
guy 2 :yea she was mean

by twig_notfound July 28, 2021