by Delta54 June 22, 2019

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter
I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.
by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

by Raisin_uzem November 22, 2021

by The champion of pog July 12, 2021

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016
