A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by goodbøy October 13, 2020
Get the Parkermug. by gay.llama February 20, 2023
Get the Parkermug. When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
Get the Peter Parker money shotmug. Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.
by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019
Get the Parkermug. by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
Get the Richard Parkermug. The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.
I miss you parker
by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025
Get the Parkermug.