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zombie mask 

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
zombie mask by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.
The Zombies album Odessey and Oracle is one of the greatest records ever made.
Zombies by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

ZOMBIEIZED 

The zombie zombieized john when it ate John's liver
ZOMBIEIZED by Louis Chen August 15, 2003

ice cream zombie

you absolutely love ice cream and may even kill a man over you usually become an ice cream zombie after being Haagen Dazed.
"I am going to kill the guy behind the Carvel counter if he takes more then 5 seconds." said jeff "dude chill out you're being an ice cream zombie." said joe
ice cream zombie by Carlidious January 1, 2008

Zombie code of honor 

The dead bodies that are left over after a phish or grateful dead concert. Which then are later turned into hippie zombies after a politically conservative necromancer resurrects them. which in turn puts the hippies souls trapped in a copy mortal kombat and shall get their ass kicked and their spines ripped out for all eternity. The ideology and term "zombie code of honor" can be traced back from the popular kid rock song-bawitdaba.
Rufus: Hey after that grateful dead concert i saw that bible thumping necromancer getting ready to whip out his "zombie code of honor" on those dead bodies.

Leroy: Yeah, hey wanna go play some mortal kombat?

Rufus: fuck yeahh!

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

zombiedwarf 

Dang he old
Yeah because he's zombiedwarf
zombiedwarf by shealikescows June 12, 2021