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Wokeness

A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
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Woke

(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.
by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023
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woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.
I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.
by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024
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Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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woke

The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive
karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name
by anonymous September 9, 2022
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