Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.

Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.

by BuffSammy January 24, 2024

Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

vampire popsicle

Bloody tampon

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

vampire

a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process

friend:have you seen that new show?

me: the vampire diaries?

friend:yes it’s very good

by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020

vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day

1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer

by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019

Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.

“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

Vampire pacifier

A used tampon

She left her vampire pacifier in my bathroom trash can.

by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025