a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night
by anonymous October 28, 2021

by Kcornfield October 18, 2020

a vampire is someone who used to be a person but then a vampire fed them there blood then killed them and waited for them to wake up so that they could feed off human blood in order to complete the process
by vampirediaries123 October 31, 2020

1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.
2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
by The Shady Tree June 8, 2019

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.
“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”
by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025
