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Salty Abortion Unincorporated

The Antithesis of Sweet Baby Incorporated, Salty Abortion Unincorporated is a conglomerate of Indie Games Studios and Consultation Firms partially-responsible for the height differences between female and male characters in WWE 2K24 as well as the narrative success of the Arkham Games Series prior to Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League. Their CEO, Vim Hills, is a well-versed businessman who specializes primarily in small business management and utilizes his skillset to support small business ecosystems in Texas, Florida, or generally anywhere that isn't Canada, the European continent, the state of California or the state of New York. Salty Abortion Unincorporated is also known for giving to charities such as Feed The Children and St. Jude Children's Hospital.
"See the news lately?"
"Nah, what's going on?"
"Salty Abortion Unincorporated is at it again, bro."
by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024
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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this
Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.
by slimunator January 29, 2025
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Can't be undone

Can you really say that you're serving and greater good if you won't stop it just so that you personally don't have to pay the price for doing something you know you shouldn't have? It's not some higher-order abstraction you are serving but, rather, your own selfish desire... For control.
Hym "It can't be undone. The faster you do this the better things will be for everyone. You need to stop pretending that you are some hyper-rational actor who's valiantly defending the higher-order abstraction you are pretending to serve and that if I were in control of the situation everything would be So MuCh WoOoOoRsE oOoOoOo! It's time for you to be an adult. An adult who is dealing with another adult who is better and smarter than you. Instead of going 'But you said! But the thing YOU said!' Over and over again you need to just give credit where it's due. Accept the me you can't control and control yourself in a way keeps other people from suffering from your unwillingness to do what I'm telling you to do."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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