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i think i just shit myself hard

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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That's what you think

No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.
Idiota "That's what you think."

Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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bro think he me

dude did you see what kevin did, he trying to be like you
lmaoooo bro think he me
by basedpeso September 27, 2023
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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
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It doesn't matter what other people think

All that matters is what I think. So, I'm going to get people think what I think and then... By making shit up. I spoke to the creature!
Hym " It doesn't matter what other people think' is probably the most solipsistic thought you can have. I need a theory name for my solipsism thing... OH! Religious blight theory. That'll be what it's called. Until they think you're a pedophile. Until they think they can get away with robbing you. Until they murder your kids. And then that will be the only then that matters."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Let me think about that and forget it quickly

A phrase you say to someone when you don't want to consider their suggestion seriously.
A phrase you say to someone when they have an egregious suggestion or opinion.
Can I guy your gaming chair for $5?

Let me think about that and forget it quickly.
by SGT_ED May 21, 2024
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