Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Steaming rockhold

When you use your friends legs as a toiletseat and poop as he poops in a public bathroom

I steaming rockhold bobby the the traphouse

by Stepinapileofshit March 26, 2023

Steaming D

To describe a really attractive male specimen.

"Oh my GOD, check out that Steaming D over there!" "That is some Steaming D over there!"

by EarthwormSally77 September 27, 2022

Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016

steam-training

multiple people penetrating each other in a straight line similar to a train and then cumming inside each other's anus's

Me and my friends were steam-training yesterday and now we're exhausted

by Jimbo_Jambo September 26, 2020