Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.

Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.

by Thew12 August 30, 2023

P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009

mud tiger

A woman who prefers men that are half asian and half black.

Tiger Wood's wife is a mud tiger.

by CO baller July 6, 2010

Mud butt

When someone doesn’t wipe good enough and they have brown stains in thier underwear.

“Ew bro you have mud butt!”

by Lvuitton July 28, 2017

Packin` Mud

The act of having anal sex with your partner.

" ...yeah Martha and I decided to change it up last night and do the Packin` Mud routine"

by RdHogg June 1, 2017

Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".

Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!

by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021