a genius who is super buff, sexy, hot and the smartest man you will ever meet. and he has a MASSIVE COCK
by  yvibbis March 27, 2023
 Get the finnley jonesmug.
Get the finnley jonesmug. by Kathryn Jones  February 11, 2020
 Get the Kathryn Jonesmug.
Get the Kathryn Jonesmug. The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
 Get the Rhys Jonesmug.
Get the Rhys Jonesmug. Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?
Steve:pull a jones did he?
by Hypetrack April 19, 2008
 Get the pull a jonesmug.
Get the pull a jonesmug. The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.
by The Queens King August 11, 2018
 Get the Heather Jonesmug.
Get the Heather Jonesmug. A sexy,cute,thick,skinny,slim thick,nails done, hair done clear face female this term is more used up north like PA
Don’t matter how tall skinny short if she bad she bad!! (Lol aka PG)
Don’t matter how tall skinny short if she bad she bad!! (Lol aka PG)
by YEA ITS PG🖖🏾😂 November 28, 2019
 Get the bad jonemug.
Get the bad jonemug. by Heheheidiejendndjjd May 21, 2019
 Get the Silas Jonesmug.
Get the Silas Jonesmug.