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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
mugGet the The Garden Gnomemug.

garden scissors

Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.
Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors

Jermino: For what ?

Bethony: The weed

Jemino: Oh the garden scissors

Bethony: Ye. Sure.
by Gickles November 24, 2017
mugGet the garden scissorsmug.

Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.
“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”
by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022
mugGet the Colive Gardenmug.

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
mugGet the Absolute Garden Gnomemug.

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
mugGet the spring garden dog with mangemug.

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.
by Cracklized September 30, 2020
mugGet the garden angelmug.

Industry Gardener

An Industry Gardener is someone who appears out of nowhere to defend or hype up an obvious Industry Plant. Industry Gardeners mostly do this on social media platforms like Twitter, with their posts usually garnering several thousand likes.
"Why are we all hating on Obvious Industry Plant all of a sudden? Obvious Industry Plant hate is so forced" said the Industry Gardener
by EvenEEven June 1, 2025
mugGet the Industry Gardenermug.

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