bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

going bacon

1. having a long streak of success e.g. in a video game.
2. the next stage of going ham.

A: that guy is having the biggest kill streak I've ever seen !

B: ... yep, he's going bacon !

by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Bacon Sandwich

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank

“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
“Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”

by Geesuswatchesabove101 March 12, 2020

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022