by 12345548 September 18, 2023

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

1. Euphemism for most definitions in this dictionary.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!
2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!
2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
A: "If it weren't for so much bullshit on "urban dictionary" I would enjoy browsing through their entries."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
by Arte Fact August 11, 2018

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

by jondich January 7, 2021

Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.
by Baseball31 July 6, 2017
