Tossin' The Sheep

When a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has sex anyway. The sheep eludes to the tampon. The tossin' can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
I shouldn't be allowed to write these things.

Guy 1: GUESS WHO GOT SOME?!
Guy 2: Wait, I thought your girlfriend was on her period..? Did she stop?
Guy 1: Tossin' the sheep man, tossin' the sheep. *obnoxious wink*
Guy 2: So you basically made spaghetti? With your noodle dick and her period blood as sauce?
Guy 1: Why can't you ever let me be happy?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, Guy One... I love you.
Guy 1: I LOVE YOU TOO!
And then they made gay, gay love until dawn.

by meta_debater November 20, 2011

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

Dwarf Tossing Nigga

The tossing of a dwarf or dwarf like species done by an Afro-American Man/Women

Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs

Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga

by Jerome mcgroover March 27, 2012

Tosspot

Basically, it means that you are a wanker.

Tom P: i fink im soo c00l bruvva!1!!
Me: You tosspot.

by My pseudonym owns you July 14, 2011

tossking

To be the master of masturbation. ie the King of Tossing

Tom likes to watch porn all day, he is a Tossking

by Ying Chan March 24, 2007

tossin'

1. v. To eat out, or spoon out a females vagina, or pussy.

2. v. Or incorrectly used to mean eating a males asshole.

1. ay brohanis, we tossin' over some ESPN tonight or what

2. forreal man, i tossed the shit outta that cat yesterday.

by Gabagooligan November 21, 2009

tossing hot turnips

getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC

your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.

by KD&JC November 4, 2010