Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

Column Rich

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.

Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.

by Norms K January 13, 2014

s rich

a spoil ur girl type of nigga
a real nigga
a loving nigga
a rich nigga
a calm luh fit ass nigga
a nonchalant ass nigga
8.1 wee wee size ass nigga

when a nigga is called s rich just know that he is s rich

by s rich November 13, 2023

rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.

Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.

by Pmdono April 22, 2018

rich off cams

being able to run a successful and profitable photography business while still popping shit in all other aspects of life

(example - corporate money , school, clothes, hoes)

I don’t want to be a photographer I want to be rich off cams

by HIMIRL August 8, 2024

RICH AHH KID

Basically Kenny (2nd version of Tony Stark) who is rich with a net worth of 12.4 billion 2x doubled.

Hey Timmy have you seen Kenny? No you dumbass his name is RICH AHH KID

by goofy ahh travis scott May 27, 2022

ugly rich

Youre so wealthy that life just cant help but make you ugly.

Ugly rich ass tycoon.

by breakboy72 March 11, 2021