Football

An insult that intelligent people use

"You're such a fucking football"

by Youxoli June 30, 2020

Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.

Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.

by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020

footballer

a football player

he is a footballer

by haunslow December 18, 2016

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

Footbally

when you play football and enjoy watching it

my team and i are very footbally

by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016

Sunday Football

goated football that is played on sunday before a traditional sunday roast. the 16:30 games are the best because they bring so much anticipation into the prem

sunday football is the greatest thing to ever grace this fucking planet

by big fat tubby October 2, 2023