Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden”
as President Elect in 2020.

Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.

by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020

Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive

This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism

by Sen-yt December 23, 2021

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
(used for all of the above)

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

Bullshit fun

Beyond a good time

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.

by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009

Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.

Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018