Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)

“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”

by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

Soggy Brownie

Destiny Dinosaur's best friend, that eats brownies when they are soggy with chocolate milk. <3

OMFG I LOVE SOGGY BROWNIE!

by Destiny Dinosaur April 17, 2009

soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.

Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.

by Little Sausage January 5, 2017

soggy rope

when you've busted a nut and your dick is soft, but your girl wants to keep going, so you have to stuff your flaccid dick in her.

"she wanted more so I gave her the soggy rope"

by Soggy Rope Master November 26, 2018

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

Soggy Cheeto

Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.

Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.

by Kuronkuu January 4, 2021

soggy bottom bounce

When you piss your pants then sit on someones face.

Svetty pissed herself then sat on Jacks face. Jack loves that soggy bottom bounce.

by LOLXan2112 June 30, 2016