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slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014
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Slow

What does slow mean? Katana,He is the fucking definition of slow
by edhu asdjfkbhj May 10, 2018
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Slow

Mainly used in Ireland. If someone is slow means they are slow in the head. Basically means that they did something wrong or said something wrong.
Tim joe: omfg is she acc slow Johnny: ikr she just fucking retarded like y tf did she do that she so slow
by Sound out March 30, 2019
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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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Slow whine

an iconic song with basically one lyric
Chris can’t slow whine ugh what a loser
by reallycoolpersonlmfao September 8, 2020
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stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .
Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
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country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.
Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.
by Meow Jones November 6, 2020
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