22nd of september

Pull out game failure. Creampie was achieved🤣🤠

Just remember wear a condom if you REALLY don't wear kids. No matter if she say she on b.c nigga wrap the hd on jah. 22nd of September i had to rethink my sex life. But nigga that shit still going. Yakwtfgo. #WCZ

by Phych im too raw September 23, 2019

September 24th

If you where born on this day your a real one and usually better than anyone named alyssa

When’s your birthday?
September 24th
WOAH you gotta dig bick

by Ifuckedyomom69420 December 4, 2019

september 1

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

by luvharls August 6, 2021

September 17

Make out with anyone whose name starts with a D

“Today’s September 17” “ That’s cool who are u gonna make out with?”

by Edgar is weird September 16, 2021

29 september

29 of september is the day your shortest or tallest friend has to buy you a bag of candy of your choice

29 September short or tall friend has to buy you candy of you choice

by Cool_sabi_on_tiktok November 24, 2019

September 9

Today is black day,you have to wear black only for this day if not bad luck is gonna happen to you,go on spread the word quickly.

Peppa-hey what is today
The hoe-today is September 9 today is black day so you have to wear black
Peppa-oh I forgot about that

by Peppa the hoe✌🏼 September 8, 2019

September 5

people born on this day have the n word pass

bro you can’t say that!

yeah i can! i was born on September 5!

by Yes_Sir88 October 28, 2019